yellenabelova:

Percy Jackson teaser + tweets

iamalivenow:

yeah bro it’s a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

ahagia-sophia:

nutsacktorturer:

ky-ju:

ky-ju:

I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

“Push ups increased to level 5”

“Writing dialogue increased to level 37”

“Coping mechanisms (healthy) increased to level 18”

koloocheh:

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

krudman:

Every website and service inevitably gets worse over time. I really want society to come together and refer to that process, or a generic verb meaning to do something ineptly, as getting musked.

• “this site used to be good before it got musked.”
• “blizzard keeps musking overwatch”
• “You sure musked that one up.”

That’d be the cherry on top.

muggertime:

In the name of the Ninth.

gravecats:

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

lavenderlion:

comfortabletextiles:

only-tiktoks:

I’m so feral normal about this

@hermitly

amsterdamhotelroom:

was reunited with some very close friends from elementary and middle school today (percy jackson annabeth chase and grover underwood)